Our batch of iPhone 7s for mobile testing are here. First impression? The new A10 processor has the iPhone 7 running faster than a scalded dog… faster than a toupee in a hurricane… so fast, the iPhone 7 could blow out a lamp (there’s an app for that) and get into bed before it gets dark. Yep. That fast.

Apps flash open. Zero lag with the home button. Smooth, responsive… [insert another metaphor that sounds like car commercial]. Like a handful of power.

We’ll have some more thoughts about the newest iPhones in a week or two after we have some intense QA reps on them so stay tuned.